
The Hotter the Better!
by Greg Albrecht
Hell is one of those subjects people get
hot and bothered about. If you don't believe in their precise idea of hell-how
hot it is, how long it is, how many degrees of suffering are available and
the identities of some who are either already there or will eventually go
there -- well, they just might tell you to go see for yourself.
From time to time I get letters about hell from people who don't seem
to care for me. Some of these letters have actually been written by self-described
commandment-keeping folks who have invited me to tour the warmer climes
of the netherworld.
| Those who love to hear "hell-fire and brimstone"
sermons often spend lots of time and effort making sure they don't do bad
things in an attempt to stay out of hell. |
One person wrote to say that he didn't believe in ever-burning,
literal flames of hell but nonetheless concluded his letter by praying that
I would "roast in hell." One critic assured me that one day I
will become a permanent guest in hell with an assigned parking place.
A radio listener asked for biblically-balanced teaching about hell. "I
really appreciate the plain and easy to understand way you explain biblical
truth. I am a Lutheran and would like you to clarify the subject of hell."
Some churches just don't talk about hell -- they have discovered it usually
doesn't make parishioners "feel good." When churches are seduced
by our cultural mandate of comfort and consumerism, hell is reduced to a
theological "don't ask, don't tell." In such churches you have
a much better chance of hearing about hell on the golf course that afternoon
than you will in church that morning.
Then there are some churches at the other end of the spectrum that engage
in self-righteous theological one-upmanship contests, each attempting to
be more specific and rigorous about hell. If you attend this kind of church,
you might not only hear about hell, you may personally experience a preview.
Their views seem to "boil down" to the belief that the more faithful
and diligent a Christian you are, the hotter the hell in which you believe.
| Humanly, we don't like to think that someone will
be able to do something "bad" and not pay for it. We want to believe
that no one will ever get away with anything. |
It seems to me that some who insist on a hell that's "seven times
hotter" than the next guy's hell may be a little self-absorbed. They
appear to be so devoted to saving their skins from being eternally char-broiled
that they don't seem to recognize hell on earth. Those who love to hear
"hell-fire and brimstone" sermons often spend lots of time and
effort making sure they don't do bad things in an attempt to stay out of
hell. But in their zeal to keep their own posteriors safe from the fires
of hell (see Mark 8:34-37), they don't seem to have a clue about the hell
that exists -- and has existed -- here on this earth.
Hell On Earth
Hell on earth? For starters, within the last 100 years, the two major
world wars. Then there's the hell of the Russian Revolution and the Holocaust.
The killing fields of Cambodia. Places with names like Afghanistan, Bosnia,
Rwanda, Vietnam, China, North Korea, Iraq and Iran. The African AIDS epidemic.
Some of the people in those places never played cards, never had a beer,
never went to the race track and never played bingo. Many were "good"
people. But some of them went to hell, some lived there for a while and
some died there. Many "good" people are in hell right now -- on
this earth.
Jerusalem is the holiest place on earth according to Christians and Jews,
and one of the holiest according to Muslims, but the first few years of
the 21st century have been hell on earth in the city of peace.
Many North American Christians seem to be oblivious of hell on earth.
Best selling Christian books during the past several decades have offered
graphic depictions of the Great Tribulation, and the time just before or
just after the Rapture, when "times will really get tough." And
times aren't already tough in other places in this world? Do these people
read their newspapers? Since when was the biblical description of the Great
Tribulation confined to overstuffed North Americans?
Columnist John Leo reports that after the 1965 riots in Watts a story
appeared in a Christian newspaper in California with the headline, "Watts
Erupts in Rioting: No Priests or Nuns Hurt" (U.S. News and World
Report, July 27, 2002). The secret Rapture teaching that some Christians
believe is similar. This teaching is the theological equivalent of a "get
out of hell free" card.
According to those who believe in the secret Rapture, the Great Tribulation
spoken of in the Bible will amount to all hell breaking loose. That's the
bad news. But, according to the secret Rapture, the good news is that only
pagans will be tortured, maimed and killed. All Christians (at least those
who believe in the secret Rapture) will be saved from any pain, because
they will be raptured. Are those who believe they will be raptured the only
ones God will save from pain and misery?

"Reaching Out" With Hell
For several centuries, many Christians have used hell as a big stick,
dangling sinners' feet over the hot coals until they repent. Not much about
that kind of evangelism in the Bible, by the way. Every fall a few North
American churches "reach out to the unsaved" by building Halloween
"hell houses," inviting pagans who play cards and drink beer to
"come to Christ" by touring what is depicted as the "horrors
of hell."
While we can appreciate the motive to convert pagans, we should also
understand that the vivid depictions in Dante's Inferno are not part of
the Bible. Further, popularized ideas of hell, and heaven, for that matter,
have never been considered part of the essential doctrines of Christianity.
Hell fire and brimstone preaching has historically been part of revivals,
when sinners were given an old fashioned, down-home, scrub-brush, hard-sell
last witness. But those who are converted by fear are not deeply convicted
and they are certainly not free in Christ -- they are captives of humanly
derived ideology.
That may be one reason why Christianity is having such a battle with
hell today. Humans today consider themselves to be more enlightened than
at any other time in history, and archaic ideas about hell simply do not
make sense. 21st century minds struggle with an ever-burning hell fire eternally
existing in the middle of the earth, with hobgoblin-like demons stoking
the flames and tormenting those who were incorrigibly evil as well as lesser
sinners who couldn't quite kick the smoking, drinking or card-playing habit.
And that's another reason that the hell fire and brimstone marching and
chowder society furiously stokes the furnaces of hell. Humanly, we don't
like to think that someone will be able to do something "bad"
and not pay for it. We want to believe that no one will ever get away with
anything.
| Is that the idea? Hell now or hell later? Sounds a
little sick, and not at all like the teachings of Jesus Christ. |
Hell reassures us that the bad guys will get it in the end (or at least
in the neck). Hell appeals to a human need for fair play. But, the Bible
teaches that God works in human lives by his grace, not by our definition
of fair play.
The idea of a "seven times hotter" hell is an enemy of God's
grace, because keeping one's posterior out of the flames of hell is based
on what we do, not what God does. Vivid pictures of evildoers being barbecued
and tortured in hell motivates us to do things to convince and obligate
God to save us, and therefore keep us out of hell.
A preoccupation with hell can drive us to become self absorbed. Soon
we start to live our lives by arbitrary lists of things we ought to do and
ought not to do. You may have heard about the man who used to lie awake
at night, unable to sleep, because he was convinced that somewhere, someone
was getting away with something.
Do you remember when you were a young child -- taking pains to point
out to your parents something that your sibling was doing that warranted
punishment? Ever do that?
Eternal Separation
But in spite of unbiblical speculation and dogmatism about hell, and
the motives behind them, I believe in hell. Perhaps the best definition
of hell is eternal separation from God -- the very opposite of heaven, which
is eternity spent in God's presence.
I believe in hell because I believe what the Bible teaches about good
and evil. I believe in hell because I believe in heaven. I believe in the
grace of God and the judgment of God.
I believe that we are saved from being eternally separated from God by
God's grace. People who never, ever play cards, see a movie or drink the
beverage that Jesus created in his first miracle do not earn a "get
out of hell free" card. We can neither be good enough to obligate God
to accept us into his kingdom of heaven, nor will our good deeds earn or
merit a divine guarantee that we will not roast in hell.
On the other hand, we should not underestimate God's holiness and perfection.
He does not and will not co-exist with evil. There has been, is and will
be a judgment for sin. Some are and will be eternally separated from God.
They, in effect, choose hell, because they refuse to repent. Chronic sinners
who perpetuate unremitting evil are judged by God. No one "gets away
with" anything -- but that fact is not the cornerstone or foundation
of the gospel of Jesus Christ.
| Just the other day I heard that a tele-evangelist
is planning a cradle-to-the-grave Christian community.... People will be
able to spend their entire lives there without ever being contaminated by
a pagan. The perfect holy huddle. What a nightmare! |
But please, enough of the speculation, dogmatism and fear tactics. Enough
already. Hell is not a "place" (neither is heaven). Suffering
that will be experienced in hell will not be the kind of physical suffering
we endure in this body of flesh. God intervened and allowed Shadrach, Meshach
and Abednego to survive the furnace that Nebuchadnezzar stoked up "seven
times hotter" (Daniel 3:13-26).
It was Nebuchadnezzar, a man who did not worship the one true God, who
stoked up the furnace "seven times hotter." It seems that Nebuchadnezzar
considered these three young Jewish men to be "sinners in the hands
of angry gods." We should also notice that the guards who were helping
to "convert" Shadrach, Mechach and Abednego by throwing them into
the furnace that was "seven times hotter" were themselves killed
by the severe heat, and they were not even within the flames of this hell.
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego would have been incinerated by the intense
heat, but God saved them. How then can we, in good conscience, teach about
physical suffering in literal fire in the after life?
How hot is hell? Where is it? Does it exist right now, or will it be
fired up at some later date? Is it literal fire, and if it is, how will
it cause pain to the souls of individuals who no longer have bodies with
nerve endings that feel pain? What is or what will be the population of
hell compared to heaven? Less than or more than?
Hell Now or Hell Later?
Of course, defining hell as eternal separation from God is not hot enough
for some. Belief in hell fire and one's allegiance to its literal characteristics
have come to be seen by some Christians as the acid test of true Christianity.
Ironically, the beliefs and assumptions that produce such a perspective
have often been the ones that inflict hell on others in the name of God,
in the interest of keeping others out of hell fire.
Remember the Crusades? The objectives were not that much different than
Nebuchadnezzar's furnace that was "seven times hotter." We Christians
are still dealing with the repercussions of the Crusades -- a program (or
was it a pogram?) of "education and evangelism." The basic idea
of the Crusades seems to have been to convert pagans using any means of
persuasion necessary -- ensuring that they did not go to hell by giving
them hell. Ever wonder why the followers of Islam and Judaism can't seem
to forget the Crusades?
Is that the idea? Hell now or hell later? Sounds a little sick, and not
at all like the teachings of Jesus Christ. And let's not forget the Inquisitions
-- after all, those who are skeptical of Christianity won't. Another hell
on earth, courtesy of some zealous religious folks who felt that they were
representing God (Matthew 10:17,21; John 16:2).
Just the other day I heard that a tele-evangelist is planning a cradle-to-the-grave
Christian community. It will be a place where Christians will never have
to leave the holy huddle, as Christian grade and high schools and colleges
will provide education. Products will all be sanitized by having the word
Christian placed in front of them -- Christian books, Christian music, Christian
nursing homes, Christian food, Christian movies and Christian-only suburbs.
People will be able to spend their entire lives there without ever being
contaminated by a pagan.
The perfect holy huddle. What a nightmare! Is that what Jesus had in
mind when he told us to let our lights shine, not to light a candle and
put it under a basket, but instead to put it where everyone can see it?
If that holy huddle ever happens, it will be another hell on earth.
Hell. What it is. "Where" it is. How "hot" it is.
Who and how many get invited. Those are God's decisions. The Bible is not
specific enough for us to offer dogmatic conclusions.
What would God have us understand about hell?
1) Be careful that you don't get involved in some crusade that creates
or assists hells on earth, even if what you are doing is called "God's
work."
2) Remember that each one of us is a flawed, sinful and imperfect
human, who, based on merit alone, deserves the punishment of hell. But,
thank God, we are saved by his grace.
3) The path of God's kingdom of heaven does not require that Christians
dangle the feet of the uncommitted over the flames of hell. Don't try to
scare people into God's kingdom with vivid descriptions of a mythical hell,
that may or may not be accurate, but certainly are not specified in the
Bible.
4) Leave the assignment of specific people who will go to hell up to
God. God, according to my Bible, is not real happy with us condemning others.
"This is how much God loved the world: He gave his Son, his one and
only Son. And this is why: so that no one need be destroyed; by believing
in him, anyone can have a whole and lasting life.
God didn't go to the trouble of sending his Son merely to point an accusing
finger, telling the world how bad it was. He came to help, to put the world
right again" (John 3:16-17, The Message).
Now, pour me another glass of iced tea and deal those cards.
-- Greg Albrecht
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